GNOMECORE: A MONO Spring

A few tips for having a GNOMECORE spring:

• Giggle as much as possible, especially when socially inappropriate

• Frolic alone in public parks (or private parks)

• Respond elliptically to straightforward questions

• Get some dirt under your fingernails and leave it there

• Munch on some mushrooms and dandelions

• Walk around barefoot as often as you can

• Keep a watchful eye for the magic others don't see